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Blarg was unhappy. Nothing good had ever happened to him. His life was one endless repeating cycle. You are Blarg. Your life is that of Blarg's. The choices you make in the next 30 minutes will determine your future now and forever. 

Your goal in this game is to find happiness! Your starting happiness is 0, try to get it as high as possible.

It's a text adventure, choose your own adventure type of game thingie!

Over 40 achievements, many easter eggs, multiple endings. Many, many ways to die. It's all fun and games until the groundhog rears its ugly head.

Good luck!

This is an FWG exclusive in-house creation. First one we've made in years. Would love to get some feedback in the comments section!

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Updated: August 16, 2017 7:09 AM

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