It's text adventure time again, folks! An evil sorcerer has killed your father and blasted you into outer space! You wake up on an alien planet 3 trillion light-years away and find yourself caught in the midst of an intergalactic war. But how are you supposed to fight an alien war and find your way home at the same time?
Grab your laser axe and strap on that plasma shield - this looks like a job for the Ultimate Badass: YOU!
