Dear Frook above!!! Evil-Stache, the most sinister, the most contemptable, the most mustacheee creature in the known universe has kidnapped your family!!!!!! This is a disaster of epic proportions, as you, Bigotilyo, must begin the quest to save them by traversing through dangerous mustache territories, risking life and limb and maybe some other things too.
MUSTACHE!
Evil-Stache has many, many minions, and they are not the cute yellow kind u see in the movies, no, these guys have only evil thoughts in their demented minds, and they all come with a mustaches, the most horrifying things imaginable, just to put fear and terror into their victims.
MUSTACHE!
Fight the minions in this amusing action game, pick funky new weapons that will aid u in ur cause, and for all that is Frook, save ur family from Evil-Stache. That heinous creature, that scurge on the face of the universe, that despicable fiend, needs to be shaved!
Lulu, Jun-Jun and your very attractive wife, Lily are all waiting for you. Just do it - u may have an unpronounceable name, but that won't stop u from completing this quest!
***HUGE GAME, WILL TAKE A WHILE TO LOAD, PLEASE BE PATIENT***
