They say if you give someone enough rope he'll hang himself. Well, apparently this doofus has a lot of rope, because he's gotten himself strung up in every position imaginable. If you can figure out how to save him, we can't promise he won't just do it again, but we can promise you'll win. And really, you're all that matters, right? At least according to your mother.
***HUGE GAME, WILL TAKE A WHILE TO LOAD, PLEASE BE PATIENT***
